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- Rarity: C
- #: 87
- Creature Type or Sub Type: Creature — Human Wizard
- P: 1
- T: 1
- Rules Text Contains: T, Mill a card: Add C. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
- Flavor: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Description
- Rarity: C
- #: 87
- Creature Type or Sub Type: Creature — Human Wizard
- P: 1
- T: 1
- Rules Text Contains: T, Mill a card: Add C. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
- Flavor: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
